And so the battle lines are formed, The Riddler and his army of superheros and "Rescue Guys" are impatiently waiting for the princesses to corset up and fall into position. You can smell the tension in the air!
Batman knows he's next to fight the infamous princesses if his comrade, The Riddler should fall. His face betrays no fear.
Paige: Dude! I wasn't ready yet.
Jack: Teatime is over, Ladies, it's time for war!
Paige: I seriously did NOT see that coming. Not cool!
Jack: Muwahahahahahaha!! No one shall defeat The Riddler.
Paige: That's what you think, Mister. You shall now face the wrath of Belle!
Jack: Your reputation for ruthlessness does not scare me, Beauty.
Paige looks on with triumph as Jack collects The Riddler who has fallen from the Cliffs of Coffetabledom.
Paige: Who is next to succumb to my power?
Jack: Hold on, the Rescue Guys are arguing amongst themselves
Belle wastes no time while the restless army of superheros and "rescue guys" squabble. Batman is attacked, but will he rise again?
Paige: Dang! I have a phone call. Hold on.
Paige: Seriously, this is not a good time! I'm in the middle of battle here.
Paige: Fine, I'll take 2 boxes of Thin Mints, 1 box of Samoas, and 1 box of Tagalongs. I need to go.
Jack: Meet your doom Ariel!
Paige: No way, Fire Guy. I didn't swim all the way from the ocean to go down like this.
At this point in the story, Paige started collecting her princesses into her purse and started posing for the camera. At least her clothes are still on.
Ok, so we need an ending for this story. Apparently kids are not very reliable about seeing their projects to an end. I'm taking suggestions.
1 comment:
You are so funny--I haven't laughed so hard in a long time:)
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